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I'm terrified of everybody.

Post by DEMOLITION D+ on Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:34 pm

Hi, I'm DEMO.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and drinking pina colada while getting caught in the rain. My hobbies include Monster Hunter, Monster Hunter, and occasionally, Monster Hunter.


I am a single male with hundreds of illegitimate children sprinkled all throughout the globe due to my innate sexual prowess.


I also suffer from various rare diseases that are so secretive, that I can't even mention them via text. You will need to PM me for more information, where I will give you an address that you may donate up to, but not limited to, $200 in cash or check to learn more.



I can shoot lightning from my fingertips.

Oh, I like iguanas too.
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Post by Scout on Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:22 pm

DEMOLITION D+ wrote:I am a single male with hundreds of illegitimate children sprinkled all throughout the globe due to my innate sexual prowess.

Dad, you're embarrassing me!!


lol jk mr d
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Post by DEMOLITION D+ on Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:04 am

Scout wrote:
DEMOLITION D+ wrote:I am a single male with hundreds of illegitimate children sprinkled all throughout the globe due to my innate sexual prowess.

Dad, you're embarrassing me!!


lol jk mr d


Look, I'm sorry I missed all 18 of your birthdays... I'll send you a card, where are you, like Zimbabwe or somethin'?
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Post by Scout on Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:45 pm

DEMOLITION D+ wrote:
Scout wrote:
DEMOLITION D+ wrote:I am a single male with hundreds of illegitimate children sprinkled all throughout the globe due to my innate sexual prowess.

Dad, you're embarrassing me!!


lol jk mr d


Look, I'm sorry I missed all 18 of your birthdays... I'll send you a card, where are you, like Zimbabwe or somethin'?

No, I live in an abandoned submarine base in Russia called Balakava! You don't even visit on the holidays!

So cold...
So..
Cold..
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Post by SemajChaos on Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:35 pm

Hey Demo. Never got to tell ya, but loved Vent til the end.
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