I'm terrified of everybody.
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I'm terrified of everybody.
Hi, I'm DEMO.
I enjoy long walks on the beach and drinking pina colada while getting caught in the rain. My hobbies include Monster Hunter, Monster Hunter, and occasionally, Monster Hunter.
I am a single male with hundreds of illegitimate children sprinkled all throughout the globe due to my innate sexual prowess.
I also suffer from various rare diseases that are so secretive, that I can't even mention them via text. You will need to PM me for more information, where I will give you an address that you may donate up to, but not limited to, $200 in cash or check to learn more.
I can shoot lightning from my fingertips.
Oh, I like iguanas too.
I enjoy long walks on the beach and drinking pina colada while getting caught in the rain. My hobbies include Monster Hunter, Monster Hunter, and occasionally, Monster Hunter.
I am a single male with hundreds of illegitimate children sprinkled all throughout the globe due to my innate sexual prowess.
I also suffer from various rare diseases that are so secretive, that I can't even mention them via text. You will need to PM me for more information, where I will give you an address that you may donate up to, but not limited to, $200 in cash or check to learn more.
I can shoot lightning from my fingertips.
Oh, I like iguanas too.
DEMOLITION D+- Hunter
- Posts : 5
Join date : 2010-12-09
Age : 32
Location : Orlando, FL
Re: I'm terrified of everybody.
DEMOLITION D+ wrote:I am a single male with hundreds of illegitimate children sprinkled all throughout the globe due to my innate sexual prowess.
Dad, you're embarrassing me!!
lol jk mr d
Re: I'm terrified of everybody.
Scout wrote:DEMOLITION D+ wrote:I am a single male with hundreds of illegitimate children sprinkled all throughout the globe due to my innate sexual prowess.
Dad, you're embarrassing me!!
lol jk mr d
Look, I'm sorry I missed all 18 of your birthdays... I'll send you a card, where are you, like Zimbabwe or somethin'?
DEMOLITION D+- Hunter
- Posts : 5
Join date : 2010-12-09
Age : 32
Location : Orlando, FL
Re: I'm terrified of everybody.
DEMOLITION D+ wrote:Scout wrote:DEMOLITION D+ wrote:I am a single male with hundreds of illegitimate children sprinkled all throughout the globe due to my innate sexual prowess.
Dad, you're embarrassing me!!
lol jk mr d
Look, I'm sorry I missed all 18 of your birthdays... I'll send you a card, where are you, like Zimbabwe or somethin'?
No, I live in an abandoned submarine base in Russia called Balakava! You don't even visit on the holidays!
So cold...
So..
Cold..
Re: I'm terrified of everybody.
Hey Demo. Never got to tell ya, but loved Vent til the end.
SemajChaos- Hunter
- Posts : 9
Join date : 2010-12-29
Age : 30
Location : SoCal
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